I don’t know why I even sat down to write on this topic in
the first place. I guess that’s why I have titled it “Ramblings …….” So please
go ahead at your own risk.
As we all know India is the “LARGEST”
democratic, does this make me glad or sad? ?? No it actually makes me mad. This
madness factor in pure mathematical terms is nothing but =(Number of feet/Number
of Square feet), which has been on a rise post independence. And thanks to our
step brothers Pakistan and China who have managed to reduce the denominator
even further by amassing POK and a piece of Arunachal Pradesh respectively. Our
nation is screwed up due to several reasons and overpopulation is one of those
overwhelming reasons.
But the good thing about this is that our DNA is in such
abundance and scattered all over the globe that even after an apocalypse or an
alien invasion that minimal group of survivors will definitely have a few
Indians in it. Every time my ticket ends up in a waiting list, every time I get
squeezed in a bus,everytime I see the number of applicants for an exam ,I blame
my ancestors for having been so fertile.
Let’s start with bus stops and railway stations that hold a mirror to
the frustration and chaos the great Indian population has heralded. Germany
holds pride for having patented magnet levitation but we can boast our
technology on homo sapient levitation. Yes in this advanced science one need
not move his\her limbs to walk from one place to another in a station ,just place
yourself in the crowd that is bound to flow in a certain direction and there
you are at your destination ….is’nt it awesome !!!! It works on a simple physics principle named
push pull mechanism. But still amidst all this chaos I would like you all to observe
a minute of silence for our beloved nose for its selfless service. Jam-packed
between layers of people our nose constantly endures the smells emanating
from the sweat glands of people from various walks of life. A microeconomics
projection of how overpopulation leads to poverty and hunger can be seen in a
college hostel mess. Flock of girls waiting anxiously for a dosa(as anxious as
ppl watch the last over of an indo-pak match) and the very moment they spot the
bhaiyaa coming out with the heap of dosas ………behold he is mobbed,
molested(though he never complains ) and finally the fit ones manage to grab
hold a few dosas and the weaker ones are left gaping at them empty stomach.
So what is the reason behind this accelerated production
line of babies? Is it our roots that are deeply entrenched in K*******a or is it the desperation for a male progeny.
If it is the latter then I wish some bioengineering company comes up with a
device that can be implanted near the egg, working on a simple programming logic
If(sperm.chromosome==Y)
Please enter the egg();
Else
Get lost();
Woahhh what a rage this device would create !!!
So dear Indians don’t be surprised if your boss treats you
like a chimpanzee in a circus coz it makes no difference even if you quit as
there are many more chipms lined up to replace you. So basically as per human
resource science
Human value=1/Population.
MAY ALL OUR SOULS REST IN PEACE
