The world is in the pink of its love with a sea of teddy
bears marching down the alleys, cheesy love quoted cards and balloons flying
all over, heart shaped chocolates making its way through the food pipe, and
facebook servers bogged down with valentines day’s wishes. Cupid alias Kamadev is busy taking the credit for having
successfully hit everyone’s ass with his love arrow but hey the world has
failed to acknowledge that miniscule population of the society that is working tirelessly
in the making of “THE love story”.
All
this while this breed dint even have a name tag and would have continued so if
it were not for zuckurburg’s intitative to christen the group as “Forever alones”. This group is much different from the group that calls itself single
because they are single either after having a bitter love experience or with an
intention to keep mingling with every third other single they come across. On
this pious occasion I take the honor to wish you all a very happy valentine’s
day by quoting that behind every successful couple stands a Forever alone
friend (FAF) and I strongly believe that saint valentine is a legend
representing this breed.
The pseudo FAF (Forever alone friend)
They catalyze the initial stages of a budding chemical reaction that if not administered carefully might turn into an explosion. They selflessly render their names to be used as an alias for your GF/BF in your phonebook to ease the tension, every time she/he calls at your mobile while it is lying in front of your parents.
The wherever we go you follow FAF
They are the proverbial kabab mein haddi for the society but
few know that they are the ones who can make a couple on a date look like they
are just friends hanging out together henceforth saving you from the
neighboring Sharma and iyer aunty and yes the bajrang dal too. This is an innocent breed which needs to be
bribed with a free lunch or dinner so that you can be carefree of all the
prying eyes during your romantic
rendezvous whilst you still put up the
“we are just friends “ show.
The fielder FAF
They
skillfully catch the phone, the pillow, the vase, the tantrums what not you
throw in a fit of rage after having a fight with your partner. Imagine your Samsung galaxy s4 in pieces if it
were not for this FAF. Thanks to the
practice you give, they’d turn out to be the best fielders if kicked onto the
cricket ground. This is a breed gifted with
immense patience to be able to put up with the irritating noises and shrieking that couples make all night ..........
(hey wait a second what was going in your mind dear pervert
) all I wanted to say was when
they have an argument.
Your friends might seem to be trivial contributors to this occasion,
but trust me ignoring them is equivalent to appreciating the engineers who
designed a 700 seater airbus but failing to acknowledge the flight steward who
keeps the toilet paper roll in it. So dear couples if you happen to gift or get
a box of ferro rochers do remember to drop in two or 3 chocolates, ribbon tied in
front of their room with a psenti note attached to it reading “You will never be
forever alone I am always there for you buddy”.
